Notes in a Bottle: Original Voice

	Trouble and How to Avoid It The Latest Bush Administration Gambit to Deflect Attention From Its Problems
	Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire! An Updated Perspective On the Iraqi Situation
	BAH! A Seasonal Fulmination
	Oh, How Sweet the Irony! Bush Asks the U.N. for Help in Iraq
	Headlines We Should Be Seeing Spoof News from Around the Globe
	Unfinished Business A Ham-Handed "War on Terrorism" Seems to Be Damaging Everything But the Actual Enemy
	To Your Health? What's Good...What's Bad...Who Cares?
	Sweating to the Oldies 'Cuz Shaping Up is Hard to Do
	Sex, Lies & WMDs Why Can't We Find What We Insisted Saddam Had?
	SUVs for Beginners New Variants on the Concept of "Wretched Excess"
	GW's World Tour After a Smash Hit in Iraq, What's Next?
	Savoring My Leisure Fishing and Other Exploits
	Whatever Happened to P.C. Plod, The Friendly Copper?
	Mobile Lifestyle On Cellular Phones and The Human Condition
	An Eye for an Eye? A Case Against the Death Penalty
	Who's to Blame? Thoughts on an Overly Litigious Society
	The Traveling Public Observations of an Airline Worker
	Touchy, Touchy! PCSpeak and Other Impediments to Communication
	Middle-Aged Spread
	To Puff or Not to Puff Reconsidering Our Social Treatment of Smokers
	What Price Victory?
	Crunch Time
	Hi Ho, Hi Ho, It's Off to War We Go
	When Bush Comes To Shove
	The Hussein "Hit" Reconsidered